What's in a Name?

OK, this one is a bit controversial... but it was fun making it...

It's not just a political poem, there is something unique about it... what is it?

SH!! America, rob us a bank
As I ambush a broken car
He mocks USA... Barbarian,
A bonk is Abraham's cure.
Obama B.S. crier = Kahunas
I earmark a boss a bunch.
Iran, a BM, habeas corkus
Ha! ACORN, kiss a bare bum!

ROFL puzzle

1) Start with the acronym ROFL.

2) Add another letter and unscramble to create one of the words that the acronym stands for.

3) Now subtract one letter and reverse the word to create something that means the opposite of word #2.

4) Now replace the last letter with another letter to get something in between #2 and #3.

5) Now reverse that word and replace the first letter with another letter to find how to get out.

Did you get out, or did you get lost somewhere inside?

From Scrambled Eggs to McBadger's Legs

Can you unscramble these words into other words?

(example: "LEAP IN" could be "ALPINE")

1) IN PLACE
2) A CLASS A NUT
3) MEMO PAINT
4) THIN GLOSS
5) SLAB AND TURKEY

Cryptogram #1 (Secret Code)

Fa ikx drl jorq ynfu f zfcc pfho ikx r qkccrj.

Riddlin'

Here's one for all of you who like riddles:

Never ever,
Often.
Nine, ten.
One, none.
Ten in net,
Forever even.

What is it?

Did you figure it out???

If you said something to do with opposites, you are close....here is another clue...

Yet is opposition de-divided?
Six is a tube.
Nine 'tis opposite nine,
But a six is de-divided.....
No! It is opposite "Y".